Belly Achin’: Part 1

After we got done humping she asked me, “Are you that guy from Irvine-Sucks?” Yep, not only do I master websites, but I master vaginas. Im kidding. My weener was drunk on cheap whiskey. I wish I slept with a hotter girl, and I didn’t learn her name. I guess I’m done being nice or close to new people. I know who I know, and I am friends with who I am friends with. “The name of the band is …is “Millions of Dead Cops”…

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